THE BULLY

Somebody call the cops!
This bully must be stopped!
I hope the cops can stop this man
Before poor Stan gets dropped again!
THE CAPSULE PEOPLE

​Driving through the 'hood trying to enjoy the sun,
But The Capsule Men approach opting to destroy the fun.
Quick to hassle them, surrounded - found they got nowhere to run,
Now The Capsule Men will dazzle them and won't stop 'til they've won.
They claim they're here to teach, but they're really here to preach,
Modern medicine is like religion reaching out to each-
And everyone, with an answer instantly to solve,
"Put your faith in Mr. Pill and all your problems will dissolve."
THAT MATE BB8

Happiness abound when BB8 comes out to play!
Whenever he's around the kids are sure to say...
That a helpful robot friend is so much better than a horse,
Especially for young Padawans that haven't learned The Force!
LUMBERJACK ATTACK

Everyone gathered for the lumberjack attack.
They claim they're sad he's cutting but they're where the action's at.
The sadness on their face betrays the celebration of the fall,
They pretend to love The Tree but then they're not real friends at all.
LAWNMOWER MAN

Lawnmower man doesn't have a big plan.
He works hard on the yard and it grows back again.
LIGHTHOUSE OF LOVE

Big monster on the house with two daughters in his hands,
He would put them in his mouth but they are his biggest fans.
And their father's down below looking up & quite perplexed,
But he's glad they're safe at home and not out somewhere having sex!
LAUGHING WITH THE PINK MAN

Laughing all about at the man who lost his head.
But see the sadness on his face? It's making him turn red.
Or rather - pink. At least I think that's what I see...
He used to be as yellow as that flower by the tree.

But these guys did something bad (like that kind of person does.)
Always quick to find a "funny joke" to play on one of us.
Everyone is quick to laugh so long the joke's not played on them...
It's easier to laugh at than to be laughed at again.
24 HOUR LOVE-IN

Any day, any hour (hopefully after a shower)
Is good enough to head up to the Party Flower,
No push, no shove, but please wear a Body Glove,
'Cause these weasels may have done things you may not approve of!
Some are fat, some are buff,
And like it soft or do it rough,
But everyone is welcome, even monsters come for love!
ELLOCAT WATERFLOWER

It's the Ello Cat Waterflower looking for a beach,
But there's no yellow sand in the vicinity to reach,
So the king will have to make due with the flowers left & right,
And hangout on his phone with friends on Ello through the night!

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